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Oh my god I am dying.
guys.
guys.
guise.
Look at my post. I said the zombie apocalypse was too close to Disneyworld for my liking.
If that is not a joke I don’t know what is.
I do actually have priorities, and I think if I believed the zombie apocalypse to be real I would be more concerned about my survival then about Mickey Mouse.
I thought the whole thing was funny.
For christ’s sake
I dreamed I blacked out and then I was in an ambulance and the paramedics were telling me I had had organ failure and then I woke up in the hospital and my mom was there and she was crying and I knew what she was going to say so I was like “don’t say it” and then she was like “you have terminal cancer”. And then the absolute worst part of the dream was, after I like finished freaking out about it I went to sleep in the dream, so I woke up (in the dream) and I was like “oh it was just a dream” and I was so relieved, but then I saw the papers from the hospital and I realized it hadn’t been a dream. You know in dreams how you always sort of feel that it’s real? Well this was more than that, like it literally felt exactly like real life and I really honestly thought that I had cancer. And then I realized that it wasn’t going to be like some disease I had for a month and then got over, I was going to have cancer forever and I probably was never going to graduate, or go to prom, or get married, or anything like that. So then I just started like sobbing, and then I had to go to school and tell everyone but I couldn’t get the words out and ugh it was awful. Like I never have realistic dreams and this one just felt so so so real. I woke up and I was convinced for like 10 minutes that it was real. ugh thanks brain
I only follow like 60 blogs so sometimes I forget that that doesn’t necessarily mean that they follow me back
So then someone I follow will reblog a picture I had previously reblogged and I will be like:
“……”
“you could have reblogged that from me you fucker”
“I thought we were friends”
“I thought we had some cool mutual likes and interests”
“I thought I could trust you”
“But I guess I was wrong”
But then I remember that they don’t actually even know who I am and it’s chill
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
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shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
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I feel some satisfaction when I reblog something way before a quality blog does
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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